They should invent a job that i actually want to do
Walk into the apartment and my roommate says "Mike Wazowski only has one eye??" and I say, "WHAT are you talking about, of course he only has one eye. Only having one eye is like his whole fucking thing. Why would you think he has more than one eye" and she flips her phone around and shows me this
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Isn’t that how he looks like
Girl... Google Mike Wazowski right now
please tell me there is a complete image, because you can see the other guy standing next to him and you know what we're gonna find
Sadly, a quick and half awake google search suggests that whoever made this shop job, they did not complete the joke.
there IS a COMPLETE IMAGE ive SEEN IT before
![[ID: an image of mike wazowski and sully with their faces swapped /End ID]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/b43e3c7565d6ab1029d2ce676f42b60b/ba56e183e6199435-47/s1280x1920/93c56c9d446f8f5b5d8d24c6a6283fc69fb45c9f.jpg)
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More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: the ragged priest jeans.
hardest pill i swallowed was realizing i didn’t mean shit to people that meant a lot to me.
